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when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick
Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean
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weed that tastes like dirty mexican sausages
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A beaner that talks like he is white, dresses like he is a china man, spells his name like a girl, and is only 5 feet tall (on his tippy toes). You may find him cleaning teeth or hanging out with badasses like 'white trash bastard' but he really belongs in the field.
"Notorious KLZ (aka Kristopher Lee Zamora) is a Dirty Fuckin Mexican"
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When you bum fuck your mother and she shits on your penis causing you to sneeze all over her tits and then she orgasms inside your sister making a triple anus gangbang. then your daddys mother comes and sucks your penis whilst your dad sticks his penis up your arse then covers it in whipped cream before he proceeds to eat out your booty and then you accidentally make a retarded baby who shits actual physical bricks and then you accidentally fuck your sister senseless. To conclude you are heartbroken as you turn gay
ah shite i accidentally gave my neigbours step sister a dirty frosty mexican anus whilst eating a taco
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Taking a large dump so foul smelling that it is suspected of being part of a Mexican terrorist attack. Unlike a actual terrorist Dirty Bomb using radioactive material this is the Mexican equivalent using bean fueled Poo.
OMG stay away from the bathroom ! Dave set off a Mexican Dirty Bomb in there and it is unsafe for living creatures.
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Verb: The act of getting with a fat dirty mexican chick and eating out her butthole which has large amounts of hair and pieces of poop stuck in it.
"Dude what's wrong?"
"The girls i took back to my place made me give her a Mexican Dirty Donut....."
"Ohh man that sucks, hows your breath smell?"
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