a young teen who doesnt bathe for a long period of time and is likely to be nicknamed spick in reference of the oder and appearance
the 9 year old was a dirty mike
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A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-
5 times a year.
If you ever hear him say,
"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"
He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."
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Dirty Mike is when a guy after reaching climax from masturbating shoots a load in his hand and then proceeds to taste or eat his own cum. These men are typically alone and have homosexual tendencies also tend to frequent gloryholes where they service other men.
I was so turned on from watching gay porn last night I just had to dirty Mike myself.
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A group of homeless men in New York City who break into a car and have an orgy, also known as a Soup Kitchen.
They leave a note: "Thanks for the F-Shack. -Dirty Mike and the Boyz". Generally leave used condoms in the seats.
Aw man! Dirty Mike and the Boys were in my car last night....my car's ruined!
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Walk into a building fuck every bitch raw and leave
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smearing shit out of your own ass on your face and then going balls deep in the nearest gay man while screaming: i love huge black cock with pearly white cum
Im giving Larry a Dirty Mike Wilson while thinking about Shaquil Oneal
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When 4-8 homeless faggots get in the back of a Prius and analy rape each other.
Yo homie lets dirty mike and the boyz each other.
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