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Yellow Floofers

Not a yellow floofy thing, you sick person.
Mistaking them as such will cause a group of federal officers to come and kidnap you in your sleep.

A yellow floofer is sadly too often mistaken as a yellow floofy thing. For those who truly know the difference, seeing someone who doesn't provokes a strong negative reaction.

Person 1: Is it time?

Person 2: I believe so.

Person 1: Get the yellow floofers.

Person 2: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You FOOL!!!!!!

by Jimbobob5536 November 10, 2009

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Floof/Floofer

A human that exhibits behaviors that are quirky and adorkable, like that of a dog/cat doing weird things. It is used as a form light teasing

You are such a floof/floofer. Reminds me of when my dog knocked my drink over with a bag over its head

by PhatBoiLotto April 29, 2022


Sea Floofer

An alternate name for a seal. Extremely fat and adorable creatures.

Cash to Sherri "Look at this sea floofer, thing is a fatass."

by Can't find a Username:( August 5, 2024


Pancake Floofer

A giant pancake that is rolled into a newspaper like fashion. A multipurpose tool that ranges from salad slapping to wafting farts.

After slapping salads with the Pancake Floofer, Kimmy's hysterical laughter led to a big fart. I said "Don't worry Kimmy, my Pancake Floofer also waft farts!

by cynthiabo June 22, 2023


Floofer

A piece of shit that only losers want.

"Jasmyn Queen really wanted a floofer. Little did she know, it was a piece of shit.

by QueenIsLame July 30, 2016


The floofers

floofers The floofers is when u wash/condition your hair and after it dry’s it get’s really soft and very puffy

Jesus Jimmy, I just got the floofers how am I gonna get this to look good for my date with Carly tonight.

by Ya boi ehms May 21, 2018