When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm
I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside
The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.
Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress
The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.
Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”
Sometimes used to describe the female chest.
Yo girl! Nice hand-warmers you got there!
On a balmy summer day in June 2022, a man named Steed was consensually groping the buttocks of a woman when she farted on his hand, and thus a fine tradition began.
Sarah just gave Steed a Henderson Hand Warmer!