Most commonly used as a name for a Based boomer, or a boomer that has achieved enlightenment through the use of White Claw alcoholic seltzers
Also refers to a hairy penis
Me: I love Harry Jizzler
Also me: I love Harry Jizzler in my mouth
Take a banana.
Proceed to jack off.
Jizz on the banana.
Stick the banana up the girls vagina.
Proceed.
dude, me and Sally tried the banana jizzler.
Hardcore bro.
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A Jizzler is when a Sex Addict goes on a dating app and jizzes on a girl, and then ghosts her.
Guy: You see Johnny over there?
Other guy: Yeah he’s a real jizzler.
Term referring to a type of dude who jizzes his pants after seeing naked men having an orgy
You know jerry? i saw him watching gay orgy porn. Guy was a real jizzler
A menacing counterpart to the fiddler on the roof but with jizz and his name is ERJizzler.
Did you see Joey star in the jizzler movie? Man that guy must play a lot of GeoGuesser he’s everywhere in that movie. Good film, Keruig is quite the producer.
Someone who cums, or jizzes a lot. Someone who is at the top of the jizz hierarchy.
Friend 1: I'm the top jizzler.
Friend 2: So you cum a lot?
a jizzler is like a rizzler, but instead of having a lot of rizz, he has a lot of jIzz (semen)
omg Joseph is such a jizzler
yeah ikr