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The art of efficiently scooping ground balls in the game of Lacrosse. Can also be shortened to GBL for quick reference.
"Kazmo is such a ground ball landshark look at him scoop those balls!"
To abruptly get cut off from a relationship. Dating or friendship
Tommy that was a nasty landshark you pulled!
Any police on patrol looking for prey.
They usually hunt in pairs or more but sometimes they hunt alone
Always terrifying and never friendly
Watch out whenever you see one passing by in the next lane over or wherever you spot them
If you can see them
they have definitely seen you
So just try to blend in and don't stand out from the heare of other fish nearby
If you are ever targeted and they attempt to get behind you
do everything you can to not let them get close enough to read your tag
pull into a parking lot or random driveway
immediately pop your hood and get out taking your keys out of the ignition
this is very important
go look under your hood and pretend to ne checking something
Just don't make eye contact and pull out your phone and pretend to dial and start talking like its your best buddy just down the street on his way to come help
with a little luck the shark will move on to another victim
if the shark is extra hungry
you may need to wait him out
just be patient and he will eventually get another call or get bored and move on
as soon as he leaves
carefully and quickly
get the heck out of site
go the opposite direction and don't stop panicking until you're safe at home or inside Walmart
Holy Shotgun Shells did you see those landsharks back there. Omg Where the heck is Walmart and how can I get there faster
Its the only place they hate to catch prey
to many witnesses
landsharks prefer to hunt in darkness far from pedestrians and cameras
Its difficult to rape and pillage with a village watching and whispering behind you
A dog of a particularly violent breed, such as a pitbull.
A landshark mauled and killed an infant today.
Landshark
-noun - verb
-land-based hallway mammal named Winston
- pretending to act like ocean based carnivore-shark
-actions involve upside-down actions with mouth snapping behaviour which involves Cousin Winston Pillow.
Winston was evolving into a landshark at bedtime.
Watch your fingers .