mailman

A person with few sperm because he (or in some strange instances, she) mastubates to much to their best friends mom, or dad.

Dax is a maleman, why? because he thinks terry's mom is hot.

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Mailmanning

Delivering mail.

Sid was mailmanning late tonight because of all the last minute packages sent.

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MailMan

A small bloke of around 1 inch tall who wears huge white MailPants and a huge brown MailBag. He runs around a gay messenger servive and is gay

1. Oh my God, it's MailMan!

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fondle the mailman

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.

Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

Mailman fucker

My ex-wife.

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.

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egging the mailman

code, means to masturbate

Jon-"Dood Antonio has been in there for a while"
Ryan-"Yeah man he's egging the mailman"

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Mailman Legs

The toned legs of a mailman, caused typically by the amount of walking involved on a day to day basis

"Hey have you seen Kyle? He's must be putting work in at the gym because he's got some mailman legs"

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