Don Mayor

A Dutch music producer, DJ and soju connoisseur who's known for his body rolls and various other antics.

You know you're Don Mayored when you're out of your mind from soju and stagediving on your bed

Mayor McCheese

A McDonalds restaurant character that has been retired for a while now. He had a hamburger for a head.

They've retired a number of other characters, too

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mayor cheat

Mayor cheat is a incrementalist moderate that the planet doesnt have time for before it boils. He inspires pearl clutching identity politics by pussy ass wankers and looks like alfred e Neuman. He has zero chance at beating trump and should go back to his fucking wine cave.

Mayor cheat is a bottom.

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DRUNK MAYOR

Drunk guy that knows everybody in town.

I saw the DRUNK MAYOR was wandering Helens Club last night. He was slamming FIREBALL's with friends.

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Mayor of Poundtown

A man who is really good at fucking is known as the mayor of poundtown. It is also a way to brag to your friends about fucking a chick.

I'm so good at fucking I should be the mayor of poundtown

I took that chick back to my place and am now the mayor of poundtown

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mayor of playertown

The player of all players

This guy has been playing girls for a decade. Just last year he fucked 53 different girls. Dude, he's the Mayor of Playertown.

Mayor McCheese

A colleague who consistently leaves work ('cheeses it') much earlier than expected, leaving you wondering whether they are actually employed part-time.

"Hey, where's Padma?"
"Sorry buddy, Mayor McCheese has already cheesed it"
"What?! But it's only 3pm!"

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