offended

The perpetual state of all white liberals.

The perceived perpetual state of everyone else except straight, white, Christian males, as projected by all white liberals.

Everything offends white liberals. They are offended by calling a bum a bum, a fag a fag, a bull dyke a bull dyke, a garbage dump a garbage dump, a blind guy a blind guy, and a spade a spade. White liberals learn to be offended by everything in public schools. The teachers there say, "Oh, we must never call a blind guy a blind guy. We must say visually challenged."

The white liberal soccer mom was highly offended when I said I was going to a meeting of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. "Oh, you must never say 'colored people,' she said in a huff. You must say "persons of color.' The correct name of that organization is the National Association for the Advancement of Persons of Color. The NAAPC.'"

Then the white liberal soccer mom was highly offended when I told her that the next time she rides a horse, she will only need half a saddle.

Never call a landfill a garbage dump, say the white liberals. That will offend the refuse collectors.

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offend

oh...so you want to get offended....

fuckin faggot white bitch honkey nigger spic dike kik queerbag coon wetback faggotmcnigger mic drunk irish asshole studpid cunt women autta make me a fuckin sandwitch. I store all my cum in a little glass jar, then later pour it all over random people at school. Oh yeah, and heil Rosy O'donnel Hitler

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Offendive

it means being a big meanie >:(

I said something very offendive to my cat

offender

A sexual predator who has been convicted of a sexual offense and therefore made to be a... sexual offender.

Joey: Hey wanna go into this alley?
Abigale: Why?
Joey: To look for my cat. He ran away yesterday and goes in this alley from time to time.
Abigale: Oh. Okay. Sure.
(next thing you know Abigale has been offended sexually. Joey was obviously lying, and due to his sick f**king mind, an offender.)

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Offended

People who get 1 like on their favorite picture or post, and blame it on someone else

Any political party besides Republicans.

I'm offended from people who smell for some reason. Best stay away.

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Offender

Used to describe an offensive player on a team.

Who is marking that offender?

That offender is fast!

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offended

a page an ed cool people go to

cool guy 1:blah blah
cool guy 2:blah offended lah

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