Parking

referring to a girls bottom

that girls got good parking or I would definitely like to park in that!

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Park It

Slang term for sexual intercourse

Would you want to park it?

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park it

Telling someone to stop or slow down.

whoa john park it, calm down OK.

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Park

A park is a common place where people go to walk, play, or catch the sun. It's normally a playground for younger children.

"Let's go to Lincon Park, and walk the dogs."

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parking

When a man places his erect phallus inside of a woman's vagina, and after insertion is complete neither party moves until the man removes his member. There is no set time limit for the act of parking.

This method of intercourse is considered not having sex by some young adults members of the LDS church, and therefore is viewed as a loophole in the "not sex before marriage" dogma of the Mormon faith. This notion can be argued as being either extremely naive or very clever, depending on your point of view.

LDS Youth 1: How'd your study date with Denise go last night?

LDS Youth 2: Great! We ended up parking at the end of the night!

LDS Youth 1: Wait. Isn't that sex?

LDS Youth 2: It isn't sex unless you move around and stuff, so we're still pure in the eyes of the Lord.

Non-LDS Youth: (after overhearing the conversation) Parking IS sex; you're justifying it to fit your beliefs.

LDS Youth 1&2: Be gone, non-believer!

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Parking

1)Someone who is extremely mediocre at golf.

1)George:"Well snap! I just got par for the 6, 382 time today!"

Bob: "You know George, you really are the Parking."

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parking

Something you spend half your gas on.

Tom was frustrated by the lack of parking lots at his school and decided to drive his car through the dean's office.

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