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after cumming you pull out and dump gasoline on your partner. then light her on fire and watch her run around squaking like a bird and flayling her arms
John was fucked up so he pulled the flaming pheonix on some poor whore
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When your full and drinking soda and burp so that you are hungry again and can eat more
Dude I was stuffed until that pheonix burp made me hungry again
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Super sexy female usually Brown
Hair
Loves guys named parker.
Sometimes lesbian but they get over it.
Pheonix:oh my god I honk parker is so hot
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A friend that will "rise from the ashes" (the debris of your fuck up) and come to stand by your side. Stick with you through all of your mistakes, flame wars, and rough patches. The ones that are always there for you no matter what. The very best kind of friend. Even if you hurt them, they'll still end up being there for you. They can widthstand the flames of tough times and still manage to cheer you up and stick up for you.
You- "Going through a really rough time right now."
Pheonix Friend- "It's ok, you know that no matter what I'll always be on your side. I'm here for you."
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A strong man that hunts any bird including the legendary Pheonix, he is only able to knock down The Pheonix when the Pheonix is distracted or in other words the "Pheonix Hunter" casts an illusion that puts visions into the Pheonix's mind about the past. The Pheonix, helplessly cannot forgive the unforgetable, emberassing, and humiliating past. The Pheonix Hunter then whips out his primary weapon, "The Hybrid Harpoon." Then he must do a thrust so swift to break The Pheonix's Mighty Barrior Skin.
That Pheonix Hunter sure fucked over that Pheonix!
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Mechanical-Pheonix is the world's best femboy alive. He has an A-class bussy which balances out his C-class personality. He is my, professional retard's, waifu, and true love.
"Hey dude i was reading femboy weekly and mechanical-pheonix came in second!" "no way dude, mechanical-pheonix can't been in second place, he's clearly the superior femboy!"
A bird that some one lit on fire and when it dies they put the egg of the bird into the ashes so it is literately born again from the ashes.
look! it's a REAL pheonix
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