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One who has tasted a variety of male ejaculate. Similar to that of a wine taster, except frowned upong by society as being a sexual devient. Activities enjoyed by such a person include bukake, groupsex, and prostitution as a general course.
Sally is such a semen sampler.
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Pronounced: "Cos-co Sam-plaa"
A person who goes to Costco to eat all the free samples
Donald: "You wanna get some food? I'm starving!"
Nick: "I'm going to Costco for lunch"
Donald: "Git outta here ya COSTCO SAMPLER!"
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A place with people from many distinct cultures, coupled with the fact that one wants to bang people from all cultures. It is to be done in the matter of choosing cultures as if it were a sampler place or a buffet. Large universities are excellent Sampler Plates.
Damn, Ohio State is a Sampler Plate bro! Shit hits different...
Dude, tf are you talking about? Pussy is pussy.
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Much like the behavior of early man who hunted game and gathered berries, grains and other small eatables found in nature, the more modern Hunter Sampler utilizes similar techniques not for locating food, but the most desirable, and not necessarily permanent, mate.
The Hunter Sampler will often seek out several members of the opposite sex intending to generate a pool of qualified individuals suitable for fornication. This pool may also be referred to as a Harem, but may consist of exclusively males or females, or a combination of both sexes. The Hunter Sampler will then "sample" each member of the pool and likely make determinations as to which members may remain, and which will be asked to leave the pool of candidates. Those who remain are likely asked to do so because they possess a unique skill that others in the pool do not. These skills can include, but are not limited to mastery of traditional technical execution of an act, or a strength in application or interpretation of creative/unconventional methods of traditional acts. The single standard
Those who are found to possess the skills and abilities that meet the Hunter Sampler's needs will likely be called upon any time of day (or night) to perform such skills at a location of the Hunter Sampler's choosing.
It is also believed that the Hunter Sampler will, on occasion, request the services of more than one pool member at a time. Circumstances which require more than one pool member to provide their unique services at the same time and location always indicates a sense of urgency on the part of the Hunter Sampler. These rare "triangular" or even "quadrilateral" scenarios have been reported, and often result in remarkable satisfaction on the part of the Hunter Sampler.
Please be aware that not all Hunter Samplers are alike. Their organizational methods and needs from their pool will vary and a pool member making a transition from one pool to anther should not expect the needs of their new Monarch to have any similarity to their former.
Dude, I met this girl not too long ago and she's been all over me since. I later found out she was a hetero Hunter Sampler, which I'm cool with, as long as she doesn't try and get me into a triangle scenario.
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1. A "loose" female who has become involved, sexually, with a number of male mates. Plainly, she enjoys a variety of man-meats.
2. A homosexual male who behaves in a similar manner to the aforementioned female.
Wow! Did you see Mac trying to get on all of those dudes? He's such a meat-sampler! We should call him "Meat-Samplin' Mac!"
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When a hella east bay dude in his late 20s / early 30s, recently single, samples among the local Oakland women - of various sizes, shapes, flavors, and ethnicities - in and around the Lake Merritt, Downtown, and Uptown Oakland area.
Rick: What's up, Ross?
Ross: Not much, Rick. Where's Jeff?
Rick: That jabroni? Jeez, I heard he cut loose his Rita Hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a MERRITT SAMPLER.
Ross: Isn't it spelled merit?
Slang word for Scientists, or someone who believes in the most outlandish things.
Commonly said in the form of "sample rock taker."
The term is outlandish in nature, as it will immediately downplay and confuse anyone who you say this to.
"Rock samplers are scientists or people who believe in the most outlandish things."
1: "Shut up you samplerocktaker, that's why you believe the earth is flat, + ratio, + that's not even science, you're just retarded.
2: "What the fuck is a samplerocktaker?"