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The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.
Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.
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The uncontrollable diarrhea one gets from consuming large amounts of schlitz beer
Dude, don't go in the bathroom for awhile. I had the massive beer schlitz.
One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.
The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.
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When you drink a 4-pack of schlitz and leave mud on the inside of the toilet bowl.
Nikolas is immune to the Schlitz shits cause he's a drunk.
After eating some serious Ghetto-Mexican food at a local hole-in-the-wall, your digestive system kicks in to high gear and you are searching for a toilet in no time.
Dave: "Damn, those beef and cheese burritos were the bomb."
Jeff: "Yeah, but my stomach hurts."
Dave: "You pussy, you got the Tijuana Schlitz....I'll go wait in the car."
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The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.
Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.
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Fungus that develops on the penis after having deviant anal intercourse with a partner who has contracted Sarnac. Often the penis will become rotten and ooze puss. May lead to Benoit
"I shouldn't have had butt sex with that whore because her Sarnac gave me Schlitz Schlong."
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