WAD

Acronym for Weapon of Ass Destruction, a phrase parodying the title 'Weapon of Mass Destruction,' sometimes used in jest by fuckboy types in reference to their penis so as to imply it to be so large when erect as to make anal intercourse a potentially dangerous proposition.

My opening line on Tinder was that my dick was a WAD. She never replied. Can't imagine why.

Wadded

Morally uptight; think "panties in a knot (or wad)"

Only the most wadded individuals would actually consider legislation on the ban of internet porn.

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The WAD

An obese person that scratches 50% of the day with the rest spent eating and sleeping. he will pick his nose and wipe it pretty much anywhere in the house. he will lie about anything possible to get in the conversation. He will eat anything he see's. If he see's sombody else eating his mind will automatically trigger himself to get food. He will also make annoying little noises when he breathes. He has the most minging feet u will ever see and they stink awful! He enjoys going for drunky bums and talks absolute crap when he's drunky. He wakes up at crack of dawn as soon as he hears a noise and then sits in his black chair with his shorts on and his feet out yawning all day! His laugh is so annoying and sounds like a little girl.

The WAD

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WAD

Wednesday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to WND.

Probably the best of all AD's, because Wednesday is just a great day to go out drinking.
Best enjoying in moderation, having WND on a weekly basis is fine, a weekly WAD however will lead to serious brain damage.

Also be careful combining WAD with too many other AD's during the same week.

MAD, TAD, ThAD and FAD are fine, but WAD is best!

A: Are we going for WND today?

B: Why not make it a WAD for once?

A: I'm in!

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wad

white milky ejaculate fired from the penis, usually down a womans throat

she sucked me until i blew a huge steamy wad in her mouth .... bitch swallowed every drop :)

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Wad

Noun- One load or one outburst, generally refering to cum: Wad of cum.

I kept fuck'n shorty until I had to let go and burst out wad of cum in her mouth and forced her to guzzle every last drop.

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Wad

(n) a juicy, and delicious pinch or pouch of dipping tobacco. It can be Skoal, Longhorn, Copenhagen, ect., but most experienced "wadders" prefer Grizzly tobacco products. Career wadders may switch between brands but typically stay loyal to one brand. The typical wad consists of one fairly large pinch of longcut dip or two (2) pouches. A wad is most enjoyed early in the morning, at exactly 4:40 p.m., or late at night. A wad is also enjoyable after lunch or dinner because many veteran "wadders" believe it helps digest the food.

Cash, Con man, TC III, and I all enjoyed our typical 4:40 wad session.

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