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1) The wrong way to spell the name of the band Dream Theater - as they are band from the USA and thats how they spell it over there. The name does not translate because that would be silly.
2) A Dream Theater} cover band
1) "Dude it's "ER" you idiot - not Dream Theatre - they're American remember... sidewalks, tomato and all that..."
2) "I'm going to see Dream Theatre"
"Wow thats amazing!!"
"No... not really..."
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Any high school aged kid who is involved with drama and or theatre at their high school. A true theatre kid will fit any of the following criteria:
- Hangs out around the auditorium/chorus/band/drama room in school
- Wears a shirt advertising their next production
- Has an abnormal amount of inside jokes with other theatre kids
- spells theater, theatre
- Drinks some form of caffeine compulsively
- Obsessed with with any of the following musicals; Spring Awakening, RENT, Title of Show or anything else that no one in the main stream would know of.
- At school at odd times AKA late after school, weekends, early mornings
- Has no sense of awkwards boundaries around fellow theatre kids
- makes lots of sexual jokes towards other theatre kids
- Too close to their theatre advisor
- in choir or band
- LOVES to perform to a fault
Hey are you a theatre kid?
Naw, I don't like musicals or sexual advances from strangers back stage in the dark!
Oh, okay!
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A theatre geek is a person who acts and sings everywhere they go, because any sentence reminds them of a musical. They're usually extremely hyper because they chug down coffee and Monster before rehearsals to stay awake. They are very good at memorizing things because they have to memorize monologues. They are usually in their school's choir, musical productions, and plays. True theatre kids don't limit themselves to acting and singing in just those shows, and usually do shows in community theater as well. They are loud and obnoxious and they don't care what you think about them. They get along with pretty much everyone but some dislike jocks greatly. They spend their time looking up new musicals/plays, learning songs/monologues, and thinking of what the next show is going to be for them and who they think would be cast as whatever. They usually get pissed off if you don't know your lines by Tech week, or 'Heck Week', 'Hell Week', or even 'Heaven Week'. Tech Week is the week where you finally use tech equipment, and the rehearsals last about 5 hours. They usually try to stay optimistic and are actually quite horny people. Yet, they never find anything sexual about getting dressed in front of the opposite sex. Their pet peeve is when people who have no talent become famous (cough cough Rebecca Black cough) and they are always busy from going to rehearsals and cast parties. Don't mess with them or you'll die.
In general, they are outstanding people.
Person: Wow! Look at those hills!
Theatre Geek: *singing* The Hills are alive....with the sound of music...
Theater Geek: Hey! Learn your lines already or I'll say them! God! Don't come back to this theatre troupe next year!
Kid who didn't know lines: Bitch...
Asshole: HEYY DIRECTOR! THEY PUSHED ME OFF THE STAGE!
Theatre kid: He was making fun of us, it's what he gets.
Theater Geek 1: Ready for Tech Week? I'm not.
Theater Geek 2: Are you kidding?! I'm so excited!!!!!!
Average 11 yr old kid: Wow, Big Time Rush sure is amazing!
11 yr old Theatre Kid: They suck, I should be singing on TV.
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A theatre kid is someone who likes musical and/or performing theatre to the point where their life revolves around it. They usually appear really happy and energetic but end up crying themselves to sleep
Oh, and they eat band kids for lunch
"im a theatre kid"
"same"
"dont you love being disappointments to our parents"
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The state of theatrics associated with the COVID pandemic , and alluding to the utter nonsensical measures that have no effect to hinder the spread of viral organisms.
“When I arrived to school, I ‘declared’ I was well on my screening app. Therefore, I know there is no virus in the school , obviously….Such Covid-theatre! “
One who fills two requirements:
1. Participates in plays and musicals, either by acting, stage managing, joining tech crew or doing other technical work.
2. Enjoys the viewing and reading of plays and musicals.
This is not to be confused with a theatre snob, who only fills the second requirement.
That theatre geek tried out for The Crucible after he had seen it twice.
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(n): myu-sih-kil thee-ter A form of theatre incorporating singing and dancing in addition to acting. It is often criticized for having characters break out into song and dance in the middle of an intense moment. Males who participate in it are also the butt of many a homosexual joke. The creators of such jokes tend to be jocks whose girlfriends made out with the leads in school musicals onstage in front of over one thousand people while they just sat squirming in their seats wishing they were the one up there.
Jock: Hey, faggot, I hear you do Musical Theatre, want to go to skip practice and get your nails painted?
Thespian: Sorry, I can't skip today, I need to work on the kissing scene with your girlfriend. Why don't you go wrestle some sweaty half naked men?
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