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When in the process of love-making a male will often be coaxed to ejaculation by his (hopefully) female partner. There are of course possible side effects to letting this happen while still inside your female partner, so just as the male begins to climax he will pull out of the female.
It's a scientific fact that most men ejaculate in three bursts; however the aiming of these shots is usually less than perfect. The first two shots will almost always hit the belly of the girl below the male, but the third shot will often be attracted to nearby people or objects.
Should another female be standing around, the third shot will inevitably be attracted to her, (much like Julio to men) usually splashing her in the face. This female commonly has a perusian boyfriend with shrunken male 'equipment', and will be glad of the chance to partake in a real sexual experience, even one as minor as a 'belly belly your girlfriend'.
As he pumped away in to the woman below him, Arron felt a pleasant tingling sensation stir around his small, but hairy testicles.
"I think... I'm going to cum..." He moaned in to Leanne's ear.
Blinking, the eyes of the petite Asian woman lit up, "Oh my god, that's like... so gross." She gasped, "Get it out of me you moron!" She moved her hand towards an always close stabbing utensil.
Noticing the utensil, Arron let out a loud scream as pulled out and climaxed. "NO stabby stabby for me... NO STABBY STABBY!"
Unfortunatly, Arron was a chubby man and was not able to control himself. Two times his white juice hit Leanne's belly, however the third shot went astray, landing on the face of a nearby woman.
Julio, who had been watching the nearby action while fantasizing about Arron blinked as a pure white shot of liquid flew past him, splashing in to his girlfriend's face. He paused for a moment before realizing that substance had come from his beloved Arron. A large smile spread over his chubby face as he turned to his girlfriend.
"That's... that's..." He whispered, before raising his voice to a loud screen, "THAT'S MY NECTAR OF GODS! I MUST HAVE IT!"
With that, Julio bore his girlfriend to the ground, and attempted to lick every last drop of the sticky substance from her face.
Back in the corner of the room, Arron looked on as Julio frantically licked every part of the woman's face. Grinning, he exclaimed, "Dude! I totally just belly belly'd your girlfriend!" These were his last words however, as Leanne then proceeded to stab him with long sharp pointy things.
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Annoy your girlfriend day
On December 27th you annoy your girlfriend all day untill she gets so mad that she ignores you
Why are you so annoying
Its Annoy your girlfriend day
a boyfriend who doesn’t care about there girlfriend.and always on the game . or either they got hoes , and playing you :)
not paying attention to your girlfriend..
April 28th is give your girlfriend your hoodie day, so give her your hoodie!
Hey did you hear it's Give your girlfriend your hoodie day?
Yeah man! I already gave mine to Emily!
Give your girlfriend your hoodie on this day September 24th she will love you forever!
September 24th; Give your girlfriend your hoodie day
You:hands her hoodie
Her:*Yanks it from you, puts it on* *hugs you tight and gives you kisses*
I love you!! 😃💙💙
You:that was easy, I love to see her smile. And damn she looks great.
every fucking day go give your girlfriend a damn hug loser
boy 1: dude! it’s *some random day*! go hug your girlfriend!
boy 2: it’s not national hug your girlfriend day though
boy 1: that doesn’t matter you loser! go be a good boyfriend and hug your fucking girlfriend!
boy 2: ok ok i will
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On October 22 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie. If you just started a relationship you have to give her one or, if you have been in a relationship for a long time still give her one.
It is October 22 it is give your girlfriend a hoodie day.
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