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Chapter Delay

Occurs while taking a shit, when by all necessary definitions you have completed your task, but want remain on the bowl to finish the current chapter of the book/newspaper/novel you are reading. Usually last between 2-5 minutes.

Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.

Roommate 1- "You almost ready dude, we're gunna be late. First pitch is in 20 minutes."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."

*10 minutes later*

Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."

by Derik September 13, 2005

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Chapter Ben

Someone who constantly complains about literally everything. You can count on this person to always "dap you up". Be careful in the shower, you are never safe from the dap...

Yeah man, that kid is a total Chapter Ben. He wouldn't stop trying to me dap me up.

by Dap me up October 28, 2019

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


chapter 39

wattpad slang for lesbian sex

Hayley Williams: Hey let's chapter 39.
Reader: Ok, sounds like a blast!

by Soynuggets600 December 9, 2021


Chapter Warrior

noun (ˈchap-tΙ™r/ˈwor-Δ“-Ι™r) A combat arms servicemember who is expelled from the military.

"Did you hear about Miller choking out his squad leader with a bore snake?" "Yup. Bona fide Chapter Warrior."

by Chapter_rambo May 11, 2013


chapter 13

The chapter of the Book of Sex written years during a campout of adolescent girls that references "Kinky Sex Toys."

Cait: "lololol jen what dildo should we buy?"
Jen: "roflmao lets check chapter 13"

by d jizzle my nizzle May 17, 2007

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Filler Chapter

a chapter in a story (typically not professional) that is used when the author has no idea what to write about but needs to move the plot along

Person 1: I HATE filler chapters
Person 2: SAAAMMMEEE

by CostALotAMoney July 10, 2016

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


chapter buddies

a couple, whose origin you could swear could be traced back to the same star cluster after the big bang because of their connection, that when they even seem to not be on the same page they still manage to stay in the same chapter.

After a few nights alone with Andrea I knew that we were chapter buddies by the way everything clicked with uncanny accuracy.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

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