a group of people who, under the direction from his majesty Jason Bourne, rid this world of the filth known as thots
thot: lets bang
guy: * takes out phone and dials 119
guy: i have thot here
*thot patrol comes in through the roof and windows and blow aformentioned
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An organization dedicated to the elimination of thots.
The Thot Patrol Deleted Brittany from existence.
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A Patrol that is specified on hunting, they so called "Thots". "Thots" have the ability to hide their mean activities behind their thicc body, thus tricking virgins into a trap!
"Iยดm gonna call the fucking Thot Patrol!"
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Thot Patrol is the common and funny term for hoe shooters they dont use police tactics but they use WWE submissions to take down thots.
That Thot Patrol messed up those hoes trying to get Jared.
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Bunch of dudes who run around with anti-thotguns and blast the shit out of thots.
Thot Patrol: "BEGONE THOT"
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A highly Trained group of male humans, monsters and celestial beings led by the ultimate Thot patroller Korekiyo Shinguichi.
Equip with advanced weaponry, Years of Precise Military Training,and the strongest desire to vanquish all Thots on earth The Thot patroller is the single most powerful task force in the multimeter.
It all started when There was nothing. No Light. No Sound. No Narration. No Nothing.
And then two cosmic entities popped into existence; Blue lightsaber guy and red lightsaber guy.
Blue Lightsaber guy yelled "All women are Queens!" And that have innocence and Protection to the universe.
Red lightsaber guy Responded with "if she breaths she's a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!" And with that gave the universe primal rage and dedication.
Moments later God came into existence and created the first man and women Adam and Eve.
Everything goes from there until the First Thot Snake convinces Eve to bite into the forbidden fruit and Eve does so.
This pisses off God so much that he cursed all Women to be Thots For all eternity and all men to stop their Thot very.
Skip to 2001 where scientist Jimmy neutron discovers a metal hidden in space called Thorium
He secretly worked on creating a blade made of Thotium That would Vanquish all Thots.
But right then the Thot Lord Tenko Chabashira broke into the lab and killed Jimmy.
Knowing the sword would bring death to all Thots, she hid it deep in the caverns of Kentucky.
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A group of young niggas who protect the young niggas from thots, people who just play with the young niggas emotions.
Josiah: "Damn i want to eat Arianas phat ass"
Thot Patrol: "No she just a thottie"
Josiah: " ok"