But Thou Must

A situation in an RPG(role playing game), where you must select one option in order to further the plot. Phrase originated from Dragon Warrior for the NES.

Will you take the princess with you?
Yes: Wonderful, you must leave right away!
No: But thou must!

If you select no, the dialogue repeats.

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Thou Shalt Not

thou:you
shalt:shall

you shall not ..smth..

Thou shalt not kill

Thou shalt not eat thine own poo-matter (you shall not eat your own poo)

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Yesn't Thou

Even worse than "No u". A smarter way to respond to "UR MOM GAY LOL". If you say this to someome who has said a ur insiult, they will instantly die.
Saying No u is now like saying your mom gay, it can work, but it can easily be counted. However, Yesn't thou cannot.

Ben: Ur mom gay LOL
Pat: Yesn't thou
*Ben instantly melts at the rate of his whole body in half a second. He then is transported in to the endless void ion the worse way possible, with the mosty pain possible being constantly struck upon him as he is transported into oine of the worse places to be*

Thou art

Archaic/biblical way to say "You are".

Oh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch!

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art thou

Archaic form of "are you" (singular).

Art thou finished pooping yet?

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Thou Wow

One thousand dollars USD.

Tyrone: "Ayo, Blud I made a G today."
Jamal: "Damn you stackin' thou wows now?"

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hunnid thou

a quantity of money commonly freaked by kendrick lamar or future; most frequently spent on a cutlass. (87)

i mada hunnid thou
then i freaked it