When you ask someone to cum in your eye
Jared, you've been jerking off for the past hour, just throw me the bone already!
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When a man is being berated by his significant other and taking it like a champ, then his significant other realizes she is being ridiculous. So, she apologizes with sex.
"You need to quit being so harsh on Tony; throw that dog a bone!"
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