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tighty whities

a tight white brief and flattering underwear style preferred by me and other heterosexual men. although often ridiculed they also have been know to arouse the opposite sex do to the visibility of the wearers genitals. A complementary part of my wardrobe and conveniently sold in a pack inexpensive at retailers such as target and wal-mart. Briefs are a popular style of mens underwear commonly white and made by fruit of the loom, hanes and other brands.

Girl: "you wear tighty whites?"
Guy: "yea i prefer them to boxers"

Girl: Do you like boxers or briefs?
Guy: mostly briefs

Girl: can you get for me?

Guy: sure (reaches to high shelf as shirt goes up revealing white waistband)
Girl: tighty whities? oooh fruit of the loom thats a good choice :)

by damnit cut April 20, 2011

90πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Tighty Whities

The simplest form of underwear available to men of all ages. Usually in the color white but briefs made for childen typically have colored designs on them. They fight tightly over the male crotch region (hence the name) and act as a cradle for the testicles and keeps the penis nice and snug with them. Young men are usually ridiculed for wearing tighty whities because of the simple fact that younger boys wear them in childhood. For comfort, these are the way to go, but don't get caught wearing them!

Tighty whities fit great on me, but I prefer the awesome feel of boxer briefs!

by TheSpectacularOne May 8, 2009

123πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž


tighty whities

Also known as briefs, it is the type of underwear worn by uncool kids. If a person is wearing tighty whities then they are given a wedgie immediately by cool, boxer wearing kids.

I am in tenth grade, and I have worn tighty whities every day since seventh grade. Since seventh grade I have worn cartoon briefs (such as Iron Man briefs) that are alittle small for me. And every day since seventh grade I have gotten a massive wedgie at school because I wear tighty whities. A couple days a week I get 28 regular wedgies, and 32 extremely painful, massive wedgies. But on the other days I just get 20 regular wedgies, and 25 massive wedgies. I don't care about the wedgies. I just enjoy wearing tighty whities.

by Selfaholic June 23, 2010

79πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


tightie-whities

tight white underwear that is considered dorky,and or uncool to wear mainly nerds and dorks wear them if you wear them you are usually going to be the victam of the wedgie,melvin,hanging wedgie,ect

I didnt have any boxers clean so i had to wear tightie-whities one day i was made fun of and during gym class was tied up and given a hanging wedgie

by William Chad Taite July 11, 2008

46πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


tighty whities

very tight, white, embarassing, elastic band, underwear and if seen in a locker room you will be wedgied or form expeirience spanked, clothes taken, and forced 2 run around the school in ur tighty whities which you realized have been switched with size small and barely hold your weener in actually dont hold your penis in.

I have all types of tighty whities: i have white , yellow, purple, litght blue, then i have bikinis: blue, yellow and red then i have speedos: blue, green, pink, red, gray, and black but i accidently bought small so my penis is being strangled and one time an old guy came up to me in the local locker room and said boy you need a bigger size you dont have a big one but i mean i buy my grandson bigger pairs then under his breath but he does have a bigger one.

by wedgie May 31, 2007

137πŸ‘ 146πŸ‘Ž


tighty whities

What nerds and geeks wear. It is a cool dudes duty to give a hanging wedgie to all tighty whitie wearers.

I once had no Boxers left so I wore tighty whities on a gym day. My classmates gave me a Swirly as punishment.

by James the sore butt July 24, 2005

290πŸ‘ 386πŸ‘Ž


tighty whities

It¨is an underware that the nerds (as me) and fat wear. It will help u if you have an erection, because your penis look smaller, but if they see u that u are wearing that, they are gonna give you an atomic wedgie, hanging wedgie, and all tipes of wedgies.
It is

Yesterday, in the bathroom of my school, I found a dollar in the floor. I went hold it, but a guy that was behind me, saw my ass and the resort of my tighty whities, He screams: A nerd with tighty whities!!! and everybody came to make me a wedgie.
First, cleared my clothes (expet my tighty whities), they did me atomic wedgie, next they put my head in the W.C. and next, they put my tighty whities in a hook and left me there 3 hours, until I tried to escame and my tighty whities brake down...

by Wedgied96 December 4, 2008

41πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž