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ting tang tong

Public displays of self-pleasure.
Derives from Ting Ting - a chronic masterbator

"K.E...Can i borrow you liquid paper? Yeah just hold on im using it to ting tang tong."
"WTF is she chucking a ting tang tong in sex ed?"

by dodoseaurchin September 3, 2010

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ching chong ling long ting tong

Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.

1)
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.

2)
Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."

Normal person: "What the fuck..."

by heyybitch March 14, 2011

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ching chong ling long ting tong

Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.

1)
Ignorant UCLA Girl: "Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside."

2)
"Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."

Normal person: "Shut the fuck up, man. You're hella ignorant."

3)
Person #1: "Did you see that youtube video that UCLA chick posted ranting about Asians? According to her, all Asians say 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' when they speak."

Person #2: "Yeah I did! That girl is so ignorant. She obviously doesn't go to UCLA."

by heyybitchhh March 14, 2011

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ching chong ling long ting tong

apparantly what asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

made famous by a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.

Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.

by heyybitch March 14, 2011

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ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.

every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

by Litchildoftdacornthateatschees April 21, 2017

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Ting-Tong

Someone who is stupid in the head

Will is a ting-tong

by pandatong January 9, 2024


Ting tong

Ken

Hey ting tong

by Qua feng March 22, 2017