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An elite group that currently consist of 3 girls who listen to music that sounds like video games. They also eat thick-cake. They dress like rainbow brite on crack and have diarrhea of the mouth and are rather obscene.
Holy shit I just saw a tinkle and IT WON'T STOP!!!
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Verb:
(1) The act of ejaculating from a two story building or higher into a region of occupied people.
(2) A sexual position in which a woman is kneeling on the floor while gripping a mans testicles as if "reaching for the sky" while he cums into her eyes
Adj:
(1) A person with the characteristics of a homosexual
(2) The way someone walks after rough or hardcore "bear" sex
(1) John: God!, look at jimmy, hes fucking "tinkling" from lady liberty
(2) Jimmy: Hey Sarah, since the kids are out how about we do the "tinkle"??
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Tinkle, an indian magazine aimed at the pre-pubescent/mentally challenged demographic.
I read tinkle. Do you read tinkle? Did i mention i read tinkle ?Incidentally, do you read tinkle?
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A tinkle fairy is presumably an imaginary being that monitors every moment you take a piss, it is mostly known for its limitations, such as 'the amount of times you can shake'. It was made popular from the show Family Guy.
Adam West: *shakes twice*
Tinkle Fairy: Two shakes, that's it...Move along!
Adam West: Oh, why thank you, Tinkle Fairy!
Tinkle Tweakers are meth users who store their urine and feces, and attempt to recover the un metabolized methamphetamine from the urine and feces when they get desperate for another high.
The police broke down the door of the meth house only to discover the users were paranoid "Tinkle Tweaker s" and had jars, bottles, buckets, pots and pans full of urine and feces in case they desired to get high again and didn't have enough meth on hand.
A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.
It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion
For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, (see pioneers*) causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.
Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson*, and Carlos Mencia.
Yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!
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A euphemism for crotch, in terms of the female anatomy (aka vagina). As heard in S08E04 of Bob’s Burgers.
Catherine: “They’ve been bullying Kendra—and this one gal, Laurie, she...”
Chris: “She kicked Kendra in her tinkle-dink!”
Catherine: “It’s the word we use for ‘crotch’.”