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herbal tit wank

The art of lathering Radox over your bell end whilst "rediscovering the real you" by plastering your female companion tits in jism.

After a hard day at the office Philbert likes nothing more than to come home, put his feet up and recieve a sensual herbal tit wank. "The power of the herbes helpes restore the real you".

by Sick Wilber August 22, 2003

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Yankee Tit wank

Using the huge amount of back fat on a large girl to masturbate oneself. So called because of the enormous back boobs on American women.

I pulled a right whale last night. She fell asleep on her front, so I had a Yankee Tit Wank on her and went home.

by Gazira March 22, 2010

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Soapy Tit Wank

To slide ones penis in the crack of a womens breats and have sex with them.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

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soapy tit wank

lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream

she lathered the leather then I creamed it off

by Steve t January 9, 2004

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Soapy Tit Wank

in this context, used to describe the inane and vacant expression sometimes appearing upon an individual's countenance, suggesting that they are unable to focus or concentrate on current events owing to a preoccupation or pervious misdemeanour involving some form of deviant activity

Andrew, you've gone all Soapy Tit Wank again; will you please just get a grip, a life and a proper haircut, or just fuck off home, will you?

by The Poison Dwarf July 15, 2010

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mass tit wank

When u masturbate to tits in sex.

i want tomass tit wank

by salamander May 9, 2006

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twenty pence tit wank

An event that is extremely rare.

Dave, do you think Newcastle will win the premiership this year? Fuck you Steve, you've got more chance of getting a twenty p tit wank.

by jimmyrodent December 16, 2011

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