The art of lathering Radox over your bell end whilst "rediscovering the real you" by plastering your female companion tits in jism.
After a hard day at the office Philbert likes nothing more than to come home, put his feet up and recieve a sensual herbal tit wank. "The power of the herbes helpes restore the real you".
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Using the huge amount of back fat on a large girl to masturbate oneself. So called because of the enormous back boobs on American women.
I pulled a right whale last night. She fell asleep on her front, so I had a Yankee Tit Wank on her and went home.
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To slide ones penis in the crack of a womens breats and have sex with them.
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lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream
she lathered the leather then I creamed it off
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in this context, used to describe the inane and vacant expression sometimes appearing upon an individual's countenance, suggesting that they are unable to focus or concentrate on current events owing to a preoccupation or pervious misdemeanour involving some form of deviant activity
Andrew, you've gone all Soapy Tit Wank again; will you please just get a grip, a life and a proper haircut, or just fuck off home, will you?
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An event that is extremely rare.
Dave, do you think Newcastle will win the premiership this year? Fuck you Steve, you've got more chance of getting a twenty p tit wank.
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