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Tits

the most beautiful thing of the female body
they can be used for just about anything.
they come in a variety of sizes and are generally fun to grasp

a:Did you see those tits?
b:yes i did
a:wow
b:i would fuck them tits
a:yep

by faggentetz December 3, 2009

47πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Tits

Bouyancy accessories only found on women when they are helpless in the sea.
Also provide milk

Hey, dude, u see that two hills in the middle of the ocean? Weird...I think those are flags at the peaks, arent they?

by breastman August 9, 2003

98πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


Tits

The most wonderful things in life. They are also known as the breasts, a woman's most attractive feature. They come in all shapes and sizes. They are what women use to control men.

Yo, Alex, Kirsten and courtney have some nice tits!" "Yeah i know, they are the sexiest tits around!

by The big bad tit man March 1, 2011

23πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Tits

Two beautiful mountains that sit on a woman's chest

Jason : Wow Josie you look so amazing lying on my bed naked with your Tits hanging out!
Josie : Well are you gonna pleasure my Tits or what?
Jason : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Wow! Looks like Jason is rubbing his face in Josie's Tits tonight! Ahhhh!
Steve : Oh Wow! She's Wearing Socks She's Wearing Socks! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Wow! Now he's rubbing his dick on her Tits! Ahhhh!
Steve : Holy Shit Now He's Rubbing His Dick On Her Sock's "He's Rubbing His Dick On Her Sock's" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Will you quiet down they are gonna hear us!
Josie : Uh baby there are two perves staring at us from outside the window!
Jason : Don't worry i'll take care of it!
Chad : Oh shit where did Jason go!
Steve : Sock's & Tits Ahhhhhhh! Sock's & Tits Ahhhhhhh!
Jason : HEY ASSHOLES ARE STARING AT MY GIRLS TITS!
Chad : Oh Shit Im outta here!
Steve : Hey Jason wanna rub your dick on my Tits & socks? (wink)
Jason : (wack) (wack) (wack)
Steve : Oh Oh Oh Jesus Christ UH! UH! UH!
Chad : Oh crap he just wacked Steve with a big shovel thank god I got away!
Jason : HEY PERVE YOUR TURN NEXT!
Chad : OH TITS!!!!

by SlopNChop April 26, 2019

26πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Tits

1: Female breasts

2: A type of bird

1: Damn, those tits are huge!

2: I can’t wait to watch some great tits fly around today!

by RAGØHH666 December 28, 2018

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Tits

Prison slang for drugs, whether they are prescription or designer. Made famous by the television show Oz.

"Yo O'Reilly, you got any tits?"

by Sas January 13, 2005

97πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Tits

1. Hot boobs, referred to by guys

2. A bird

3. You are really sick for looking this up

Nature Nerd: Hey dude! lookat those tits!
Guy: Where? I dont see any chics!
NatureNerd: Not chicks! Tits! Those birds over there! Gosh!
Guy: OH

by ChocolateFantasyUnicorn December 5, 2010

17πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž