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Oneli is smart, modest, and the kindest person you'll ever meet. She is a hard worker, a bit of a nerd, and always willing to help a friend. She's quiet and doesn't seek attention but she will always stand up for people. She never hurts feelings no matter what and she never acts without reason. She is funny and gorgeous inside and out but would never admit it. Her smile is captivating, but if she was told she wouldn't believe it. Oneli is loyal, trustworthy and a great friend, she is honest but would lie to make people feel better.
"She's gotta be the sweetest person I've ever met"
"Yeah, she's an Oneli."
The one person your always happy to see and they are always happy to see you. The one could be hard to find but also could be in plain site. The one is the person who is your best friend, your one love, your soul mate. Without this person you find life meaningless and empty. This person opens your heart and fills it with joy and sweeps away any anger or sorrow. It could take time but you will find this person if they're out there. It could take years or decades but that person is out there.
Guy: i think this girls the one, dude
guy 2: how do you know
guy: i have been searching for years and have never felt like this about any other girl...she is so much better than any of them. I better hold onto her. 😍
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The person you know you're going to love forever.
She knew that Joey was the one, so they screwed each other all night long.
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The number of times it takes to post this exact definition on Urban Dictionary before it gets accepted
Social experiment: How many times do you need to post this exact definition to Urban Dictionary before it gets accepted? One!
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an affectionate way of how someone might refer to their "significant other", usually in the presence of that person and others.
"I'm a vegan...but THIS one here loves his sirloin!"
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ONS is an acronym indicating the common dating phenomenon One Night Stand. You can use the acronym ONS to indicate a person with whom you have had said One Night Stand.
You: "Uh-oh, guess who just walked in?"
Me: "Shit. Who?!"
You: "ONS"
Me: "Great... and I thought I'd never have to see him again."
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