You

A figment of my imagination who is looking at this right about now. This statement is 100% accurate, trust me.

John: Peppa, what are you doing in my house?
Peppa: ...

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you

The person reading this.

Hey you!!! You're reading this!!!

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you was

Usually used by the rappers, pimps, and hustlers of the world that lost their correct grammar a while back and use "you was" instead of "you were." Used alternatively as "you wuz."

LaVar- Yo Antoine, you was the closest nigga I ever had, I miss you forever.

Natasha- You was supposed to pay me last night man, my services ain't good for nothing!

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this you?

a satirical question usually made to call out someone who is mocking/making fun of/shaming someone for something they’ve done when they’ve done it in the first place

X: “I hate people who wear flannels!”
Y: *shows a picture where X is wearing one* “this you?”

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No, you

The grammatically correct version of "No u". Instantly eliminates 3rd Dimensional beings and up. Don't say it too loud, or else you might kill everyone within a 10 meter radius.

Mike: "Hey john! I heard you were making fun of me, huh?"
John: "What do you speak of my fellow Homosapien?"
Mike: "Don't act DUMB kid, I'll beat you up!"
John: "At least I'm not Unintelligent like you."
Mike: "No u!"
John: "No, you*"
Mike: *Disintegrates of intellectual overflow*

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No you

ohhhhhhhhhhh

Person A: You suck!
Person B: No you.
Audience: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

You

A beautiful, wonderful, loved person who is usually intelligent and occasionally thoughtful, and who is often misunderstood. "You" has at some point in their life felt unwanted, unloved, and worthless, but as you is slightly oblivious, you doesn't realize that you is none of these things. You typically doesn't like like himself or herself very much, and you has things that you feels like they need to change about themselves, but in reality you is perfect just the way you is. It is the nature of you.

Person #1: "Hey! How are you?"
Person #2: (*thinking*: Well, I feel depressed and lonely and I just want someone to care.) "Fine! How about you?"
Person #1: (*thinking*: Gosh, their life is so perfect. I wish I were them. I wish I was "fine".) "Good."

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