No Offs

A cool short way of saying 'No offense'

all the kids are saying it down at the pool yard.

can be shortened again to 'Noffs' for the extra lazy/cool

You're face looks like a pile of gourmet dildos, no offs.

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off

OFF, suffix for any swear word, turning it into a dismissal

fuck off
shit off
cunt off
wank off
piss off
twat off
crap off
jizz off
minge off
etc...

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Off and On

The solution to every problem ever in the history of creation.
Works for lamps, television, and internet connection.

"The baby's dead."
"Did you try turning it Off and On?"

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on the off

On the Off is short for on the off occasion, but only used when you don't know how to spell "occasion" OR are just a lazy fucker. I am too

"Hey! do you listen to Kendrick?"
"On the off"

OFF

Acronym - Only Friend Forever.
For those who really don't have the need to select a BFF. Generally considered somewhat derogatory.

Bob: "Wadda ya think Jane's up to tonight?"
Tom: "The usual, hangin' with her OFF Mary."

Mary: "Wadda ya think Bob and Tom are up to tonight?"
Jane: " Hangin' with each other. They're OFFs."

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OFFS

Oh For Fuck Sake

OFFS! Can you believe it's illegal to buy beer in Minnesota on Sundays??

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off

to slay, to kill, to murder, to take ones life

Gerald ratted to the cops about a biker cult dealing in methamphetamine. The very next day Gerald got offed by the very same bikers.

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