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The most awesome guy to ever walk the earth, is so awesome that he only needs to wear a top hat to pick up chicks. All guys want to be him, and all thing girls wanna be with him.
Girl 1: Hey did you see that guy with that top hat?
Girl 2: Oh yeh, thats Chris.
*Girl 1 faints*
Girl: Chris, top hats don't pick up chicks!
*Chris puts on top hat*
*Girl faints*
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A family man that is respected and loved by many he works hard makes tons of cash and always there to help a friend
Never go wrong knowing a chris
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The name that belongs to one of the most amazing people alive. Usually a hot guy but doesn`t really get complimented for his astounding looks. A very funny guy who every girl LOVES! He usually will like a girl but doesn`t tell anyone, not even his close friends, meaning he is can be REALLY shy at times.
"You see Chris over there, I kinda like him."
Girl1- "You see that guy over there?"
Girl2- "Yea."
Girl1- "Isn`t he kinda cute?"
Girl2- "OMG IKR!!"
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A Chris is a straight badass who can see through your lies even if your named Scott, Kyle, Johnathan, EndGamerX, or anything else. He will eventually kick your ass decapitate you and send you to hell
Jeez I am terrified of that Chris!
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Person who knows everything about everything. Omnipotent being.
Me: I took my car to the shop
Chris: I knew that
Me: I have a leak in my gas tank
Chris: I knew you would
Me: I hate you
Chris: I know you do
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A charming, honest, romantic, interesting, sensitive, determined, upright, princely, eloquent, and attractive person.
A Chris may strike you as a little weird or different at first, but that is because you won't know their true self until you work on getting to know them. As you find out more about them, they will continue to grow on you until you want to spend every minute with them.
A Chris may not be super buff, but makes up for it in strength and brains. They are very helpful and go out of their way to make other people happy. They also love to compliment girls and will do anything for their special someone, having a hidden romantic side. They are outdoor oriented people and have a strong faith in their religion. Chris's sometimes may become sad or depressed, but a friendly word or hug will cheer them up. They love their family, but may feel the need to break away and strike out on their own as they grow older.
To know a Chris is to know an amazing person who will impact your life deeply. Make sure to treat them with all the respect you can, because they deserve it!
"Wow, who was that cute boy you were talking to?"
"Oh, that was Chris. Isn't he amazing?"
"Have I ever told you that you are the most amazingly beautiful, stunningly graceful, and lovingly tender friend ever?"
"Aww Chris your flattering me again!"
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