Pulling a Paul

Going to Waffle House or a similar establishment during the day or completely sober. This typically is a sign a person is completely insane or very old.

Jake: I saw John last night Pulling a Paul at Waffle House!
Gino: Hahaha, that's funny, but why were you at Waffle House last night?

Pull a Paul Ryan

To fart in an enclosed public space and then leave it abruptly.

Never ride the elevator with Jeremy or Felix; they usually pull a Paul Ryan right before getting off.