Tobias

The sweetest ginger on the entire planet. Possibly even in the entire universe. His adorable nature will make you love him instantly. His goofyness can always cheer you right up! His interest includes solving rubik's cube (which he's freaking amazing at), being gay, playing curling, and being the greatest friend ever.

"That guy is so sweet and adorable!"
"Yeah, he's really Tobias"

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Tobias

1) a maneuver in which one departs uncommonly early, usually to pursue other, less exciting endeavors
2) the leaving of a bar abnormally early

Joe pulled a regular Tobias last night and left before Hour was even over to go home and sleep.

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Tobias

A gentle being but also very incompetent

Stop being such a Tobias!

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Tobias

A guy who takes a lot of ganja

Bro you are such a Tobias

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Tobias

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist (analrapist) turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

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Tobias

Someone that cares about the humans around him

"Hey! Do you see this Tobias; he's helping everyone!'

Tobias

The gayest name the world has ever seen.

''Why do people call him gay?''

''His name is Tobias.''
''Oh.''

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