Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler.
Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler.
Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with pimped out cartoon characters.
Why does that toddler have a cz Tweety bird chain when he makes minimum wage bagging groceries?
Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL Elmo-as-Scarface airbrushed t-shirt is not cool.
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Unbleivably annoying creature that isn't much good for anything but to annoy people. They are also there for us to catch them early so they don't grow up to be preps.
I was about ready to slap the shit out of that toddler sitting in front of me.
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To add a layer of baby to a hard fact; to simplify; to dumb-down.
Although he presented the facts to the audience, it was clear that he'd totally toddlerized his data.
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Having the alcohol tolerance of a toddler.
Meredith showed her toddlerance when she got drunk off of three sips of a beer.
An annoying little person that can't take care of itself and has no communication skills.
toddlers are dumb and stupid and gay and fat and gay and stupid...
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