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Unbleivably annoying creature that isn't much good for anything but to annoy people. They are also there for us to catch them early so they don't grow up to be preps.
I was about ready to slap the shit out of that toddler sitting in front of me.
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(noun) a hand job so bad you can't even get your dick hard, the girl treats your dick similar to the way a young child shakes a rattle
Guy 1: Dude I took Betty home and she gave me a toddler.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1 : Yeah i didnt cum or anything it was awful, she gripped my dick too hard and beat the fuck out of it.
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Nickname given to his grandson "Todd" by Sven Holmgren in January 1978.
That's my Toddler!
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Having the alcohol tolerance of a toddler.
Meredith showed her toddlerance when she got drunk off of three sips of a beer.
An annoying little person that can't take care of itself and has no communication skills.
toddlers are dumb and stupid and gay and fat and gay and stupid...
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Toddler was used since rock age for their abilities to hand to hand combat.They measure less than 2 feets tall and can kick yo grandmother ass more easily than chuck norris can.They hit the gym all days of the week.
Hey yo, jeff was dead attacked by a gym toddler!
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A person who is thru by nature. A person who used to work at Macy's.
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