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The most overrated NFL quarter back ever to play the game. He gets credit for everything the New England Patriots accomplish, when in fact all he had to do was stand and watch. His coaching staff is what makes him look good. They can turn a bag of dog crap into a Pro Bowl QB. As long as you're not an old man like Drew Deadslow (Bledsoe), The Patriots can turn you into an Allstar. If you put Tom Brady on a crap team like the Niners, he will do crappy. Because he can turn a team around like Donovan McNabb did with the Eagles. There is a reason why Tom Brady was drafted in the 6th round of the draft. Because he is not a good QB. With the Patriots offensive schemes, they can make anyone look better than they really are. If you understand they're playbook, you can be successful with the patriots.
Tom Brady is not a good QB. But people do not realize this at all. He will go down in history as a great QB when in fact, all he had to do was stand there and throw to the open man. Guys like Donovan McNabb on the Eagles makes things happen himself. He is the key to that team, when the Patriots key is their coaching.
Why don't people realize that if Tom Brady played for the 49ers, he'd be just as bad as the rest of them. Because well, he is.
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-Did you here about Jim? He was crying because of a mosquito bite!
-Wow! What a Tom Brady!
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the act of destroying or damaging your phone
Man, I wish I had a case for my phone. I totally just Tom Bradyed it.
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Another term for getting a Blowjob or Handjob, beacuse the girl is “deflating your balls” as Tom Brady did during a season.
Jimmy: Yo bro, She gave the meanest Tom Brady last night!
Anthony: No way dude, Thats sick!
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One the greatest Quarterbacks to have ever graced the game of football. He went from a 6th round pick, to the best there ever is and ever will be. He led the New England Patriots Superbowl 36 in his second year as a pro (backup for his first year.) In Brady's first official start in 2001 the Patriots managed to defeat the Indianapolis Colts 44-3. Tom Brady currently holds the record for the most touchdowns thrown in a season which is 50.
Ignorant fan: "Tom Brady wouldn't be so good if he didn't have Randy Moss"
Pats fan: "Brady won 3 Superbowl's with Troy Brown and Deion Branch as his primary receivers."
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football fan 1: "Wow that flea flicker Brady threw to Moss last night was the most perfect play I have ever seen."
football fan 2: "yeah Brady is a monster and Randy is just MAAWZ as usual."
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Noun: Call of Duty reference. Specifically a grenade thrown long distance and over obstacles resulting in an enemy kill. A grenade thrown with such spectacular accuracy, only someone like Tom Brady could have thrown it.
"Awe fuck, that guy just threw a Tom Brady and took out 3 of our guys."
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See "champion". Quarterback of the New England Patriots. He's not the most talented player to ever play in the NFL, but he knows how to win.
3 Superbowl rings. Tom Brady already has 3 more rings than Peyton Manning will ever have.
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