Tom Hanking

Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks

“I walked into my housemates room while he was Tom Hanking it”

tom hanks

T. Hanks or Tom Hanks is gangsta ryhme for "thanks"

<j.j> DUDE, have a beer, it's on me
<Eric> Tom hanks man.

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tom hank

To give somebody a wank (masterbation)

will you give my friend a tom hank

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Tom Hank

An update for the 21st Century based on old Cockney rhyming slang. See Guy Ritchies 'Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.

It rhymes with wank so can either be used to mean having a wank- or a Barclay's Bank in old Cockney rhyming slang. I'm just going for a quick Tom to relieve the stresses of the day.

Or it can mean something is not very good. As below

ME- 'Clarence did you see the Coldplay Concert last night?'

CLARENCE- 'Yeah, I did but it was a load of old Tom Hank from start to finish, basically as soon as the band started playing.'

Tom Hanks Mode

The condition of your character in a video game (such as Rainbox 6 or Call of Duty) where your character is blinded and/or stunned by a flashbang. This causes you to:

1. See the world as if it's moving slowly
2. Hear a ringing in your ears
3. Have an image burned in your eyes
4. Have general disorientation and confusion

The phrase comes from Tom Hanks' role in Saving Private Ryan, in which his character is "stunned" by the battle (explosions, dead men, etc) during the invasion of Normandy in which he displays the above symptoms. In addition to calling this experiece "Tom Hanks Mode" you may also refer to this as "getting Tom Hanksed".

Gamer 1: Dude, you didn't back me up!
Gamer 2: Sorry, man. I was in Tom Hanks Mode.

Gamer 1: You're just standing there, shoot someone!
Gamer 2: I just got Tom Hanksed, give me a break!

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A Hot Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks is undoubtedly the hottest during Forrest Gump When he has a long, sweaty beard after running. This beard can resemble a gross bush that females are often ashamed of and hide.

Friend: are you going to have sex with that hot guy who just bought you a drink?
Girl: no, I have A Hot Tom Hanks situation going on.

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Tom Hanks Feeling

The feeling from roughly 8-10 mins into Saving Private Ryan where Tom hanks is shitting himself, going pale on the beach.

The intense feeling of realising the shit you truly are in/experiencing.

Me: Shit, work is busy as fuck

Friend: Yeah but look at the door, more people are coming

*camera zooms into face, "Tom Hanks feeling" felt. high pitched whine in background*

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