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Burring someone up to there neck and then T bagging them!
Morning love fancy a bit of Tombstoning?
A pretty decent brand of pizza that could be finally sold for cheap at your local grocery store. Has a very salty taste to it and the pepperoni's are just awesome.
Yeah get the tombstone out and let's dig in, baby!!!
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Life's work. Lifetime achievement. Worthy of mention on a tombstone. A source of pride and contentment in one's final hour. Rhymes with "boom's tonic".
"It's a good job, but I can't make a difference in the world that anyone will care about. Nothing I'll do there will ever be tombstonic."
A fart that is buried in the coushin of a couch or chair, to avoid the existance. The fart will resurface later when the assailant leaves the room.
Awe, damn! Don't tombstone on my couch, man!
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A sex position that starts with a man and woman in the stand up sixty nine position. Right as you cum in the woman's mouth you yell out tombstone and pile drive them into the ground and break their neck.
Hey Dylan did you just see me just tombstone that girl?
Yeah dude, but I think you broke her neck.
She'll be fine, besides it was still great sex.
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69ing in the position of the Undertaker's finishing move. The tombstoner holds the tombstonee upsided down while they 69. Its an extremely rough and involes smashing the tombstonee's head into the ground or into a toilet. You need some real birds to be able to tombstone with someone
Colin: Dude me and this fat brotislavian girl were tombstoning last night.
Me: I hope she gave u herpes
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When two people (males preferably) have oral sex simultaneously whilst in a standing 69 position.
I walked into the kitchen lastnight and caught to of my housemates "tombstoning"
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