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All Tony's get tits, breasts, boobs, ect. For some reason very attractive women are just drawn to him and practically throw themselves on him. No one knows how or why Tony's do, they just to. Its an unexplainable phenomenon
- Look at Tony over there!
-Wow, he gets so many tits!
- Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh Tony!
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An amazing guy. People would practically do anything to be or be with a Tony. He has fairly tan skin, is quite tall, and has a great sense of humor. He seems to philosophize a lot, but that's what makes him so great. He is always willing to listen to your problems and will always help you get through it with you. A Tony is very athletic, smart, funny, and is overall a very satisfying person to be with. Tony seems to love playing video games and hates intense card games. Tony will always be there for you, no mater what. His monotonous features may seem intimidating, but once you get to know him, it will be worth it.
Me: Have you talked to Tony yet?
Friend: No, he seems so monotone. It's weird.
Me: He's super sweet once you get to know him!
Tony: Hey you guys!! *hugs me*
Me: *Melts inside*
Friend: Hi Tony.. What are you doing here?
Tony: Hello! Huh? What? What am I doing here? Where am I?! HOW DID I GET HERE?!
Me: *Giggles*
Friend: Hahah! You're funny! What's your GPA again??
Tony: Four point 4. *smirks*
Me: As a freshman?!
Tony: You betcha!
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One who is sarcastic, an asshole, and a good person. Sometimes this person can be seen as only one of these qualities; A nickname for Anthony; A person who is smart
Person #1: Hey, so I heard your friends with Tony.
Person #2: I consider it to be a frenemy.
Person#1: Why is that?
Person#2: Well he can be a real asshole but, he is loyal to his friends.
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Someone who is very attractive, a real go getter. Always has many friends that are girls. Very funny, and most commonly is a hot Italian with a huge penis.
Damn, I wish I could be like Tony.
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A man that women go insane for, literally.
The only name that has been coming out of her mouth for the last 8 months is "Tony" and she can't shut the fuck up.
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A Tony is a person who says some really dumb shit.
Someone: "I'm not a rapist, I'm straight!"
Someone else: "That's some shit a Tony would say."
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The man known for being incredibly handsome easily the most handsome man of the world, has enimes not because he's a bad guy but because he's so awesome haters can't help to hate.his penis is more than a myth its more than a legend it is rumored it was once used as a sword to defeat chuck norris,but many may say this is fact women want him animals love obey and fear him this is the cure of tony
bob:you hear about that tony guy
chris: yeah he's a beast
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