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To be your own Chief of Staff
To conduct your own polling
With nobody to help him, he decided to go Toobin. He went Toobin to see how he felt about the topic.
Masturbating on a zoom call using the split screen
The zoom call was sooo boring so I pulled up some porn on the split screen and did some Toobin.
A person who masturbates during a virtual meeting (e.g., zoom, webex, etc.)
Did you see that Jeff was Toobin during the call before? He didn't realize his webcam was on!
Someone who's being a dick on a video conference, particularly when they refuse to take responsibility for their behaviour.
"Hey, Frank! Can you stop being a Toobin and stop talking over Amanda?"
When you're a scumbag degenerate on a Zoom call with your co-workers and you decide to just rub one out on live stream. (BONUS: You can lie about "not knowing people could see you" later, if you choose.)
SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.
Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."
Whew, what a joke!
"OMG, WTF are you DOING!?"
"I'm Toobin here, do you mind?"
To jack off while on a professional Zoom meeting.
Jeffery was caught toobin yesterday during his remote sales meeting. He says it was on accident but no one's buying it.
1. Verb. Any nonconsensual indecent exposure through a live virtual meeting, usually with multiple people.
2. Noun. Genitals, exposed through a virtual meeting with one or more people, often in a negative context but not always.
1. I hate them, they toobined the DnD meeting last night.
2. He took his toobin out!