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When a person is exposed to a colleague jacking off on a Zoom call
Holy crap... we were on the call today and got Toobined by Sam
The act of pulling one’s penis out in a virtual meeting, presumably but not always with the camera turned off.
Meeting lead: Hi everyone, thanks for joining us. Before we get started, a few ground rules - keep yourself muted unless speaking, and no toobin’ unless your camera is off.
Whipping out your dong on a zoom call
(Or other live chat platforms)
- Can be done during any occasion but most often done on an office call with colleagues
- Always followed up by saying you were not aware your camera was on at the time the act was preformed
“I’m totally toobin our next boring conference call!”
Named after THE NEW YORKER contributing staffer, where a dude openly beats his meat on a professional video conference call.
Dude 1: Ever heard of tubesteak?
Dude 2: Yeah, man.
Dude 1: Ever heard of a hot mic?
Dude 2: Yeah....so?
Dude 1: Toobin means beating your dick like that New Yorker guy did on a video call, bruh! It's a hot mic for whacking it off in front of colleagues!
Dude 1: No shit?!?
Dude 2: Deadass, man.
A definition coined by recent actions of a news reporter who was caught exposing his penis during a conference call on zoom.
To expose your genitals during a zoom, or any other online video conference call.
Person A: Johnny was toobin during our last zoom call.
Person B: Again? That guy is such a pervert!
A term used to describe the act of being caught masturbating on webcam by work colleagues or others that wren't intended to be witnesses of the act.
Bob got caught toobin last week by his boss. He was forced to take a permanent leave of absence afterwards.
Getting caught doing a sexual act on a zoom call.
I thought I'd turned off the camera for the zoom call and got caught wanking. I'm getting fired for toobin it.