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When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and pass a shit log from one man to the other.
two gay men passing body movements through there ass. this is called the Topeka Transit
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When your shit is so long, it falls the opposite way and as it is falling it grazes the bottom of your ball sack
Bro after that Chipotle, I had my first Topeka tumbler on the shitter last night.
A sex position taking place primarily during anal sex. The position consists of the female (or the person being penetrated) clenching their butt cheeks together, effectively locking the penis of the penetrator inside. The penetrator then proceeds to tug the person being penetrated across the room, much like a tugboat.
Person 1: My butt cheeks are so sore from last night!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: My boyfriend gave me a Topeka Tugboat and then a Dirty Sanchez.
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a Topeka tadpole involves first feeding your partner a pound of spinach and garbonzo beans and then having your partner drink laxitives. after about twenty minutes the laxitives should take effect and you sit face up on a car hood while your partner stands over you and expells their bowels onto your face. The barely digested meal will resemble tadpoles as it spills on your face.
Colin needs to lay of those topeka tadpole sessions because it cant be good for his prius.
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When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and pass a shit log from one man to the other. Two gay men passing body movements through there ass. this is called a Topeka Transit.
"Gary, get your asshole over here and give me the Topeka Transit."
A booty call. Friend with benefits. fuckbuddy.
It's been awhile since I've gotten any, so I'm going to Topeka.
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Mailing human excrement to a friend which has been wrapped tidily in a plastic kitchen container. Place paper towels under and over the "surprise" so the contents may not be detected until the package is opened.
I believe my friend was fired from his job after he opened his FedEx package labeled "Topeka Surprise".
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