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An act of self-love wherein a fertile male places an upside down wastepaper basket over his erect penis and proceeds to release his emissions (ejaculate) into it
Jacob's big into the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy. What a freak
Hot Topsy (noun): a tantalising yet disappointing garnish or finger food, typically consisting of a small amount of cheese or other topping on a cracker or piece of bread. While Hot Topsy may appear enticing and flavorful, it often fails to live up to expectations, leaving the consumer feeling unsatisfied and let down. The term is derived from the idea of a topsy-turvy experience, in which something seems exciting or promising at first, but ultimately turns out to be lacklustre.
"I was so excited for the charcuterie board, but all we got were these Hot Topsy crackers with a tiny bit of cheese on them."