torped

Getting torped can mean the same thing as getting owned or getting beaten badly. It can also mean you found something so easy you did it flawlessly.
Torped is a shortened version of the word torpedo that is kinda like bomb.

My car just exploded in my face, I totally got torped.
I just torped that test today it was so easy.

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torp Tits

Breasts shaped like torpedoes.

Look at Jay’s Torp Tits.

Torping out

An embarrassingly noticeable indicator of male arousal. Not unlike a boner, but much more visible, like that of a torpedo.

Me: Hey Farbod, come out and throw the nerf football around with me!

Farbod: No can do buddy. I'm watching Juno right now and I'm Torping Out. Hard.

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torp whore

A nickname for someone who overuses torpedos in a navy/battleship game (i.e. NavyField)

Holy crap, that torp whore just sent 20 torps toward us!

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Torp King

I definition of a male with big breast. Usually found on Un-athletic males who attended Miami of Ohio.

That dude Nate is a Torp king.

Torp

Cool and wicked

Them new 95’s are torp

Torp

Torp or torping the act of anticipating good oral sex, but receiving straight teeth leading to discomfort and disappointment

I met this girl yesterday and she gave me straight torp

I met this girl, and i was not ready for the torping i received