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Choosing to opt out of the EULA of existence by freezing to death in a store’s walk-in freezer.
Jimmy ended up taking The Torrance Exit at Wawa the other day. At least he didn’t die sweaty.
James Torrance, also known as Acting Head Teacher, Doug, Mousey. A man of distinction, fountain of all knowledge and worthy information.
Has a face like a shovel hence the name Doug.
"We all admire James Torrance, Head Boy"
"Doug dug a hole"
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The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).
Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
Damn bro, you choof like Tristan Torrance.
Torrance crawish is a truly skanky little troll who lies cheats and does anything possible to fuck your boyfriend or girlfriend. It don't matter. Often seen high as fuck on Xanax yelling the word alprzolam loudly for no reason what so ever while stealing anything she thinks is cool. Known to also give said trash back as a birthday gift if you are lucky. Beware Torrance may seem like a 12 year old boy, but seems to have the genitalia of whatever creature she is trying to bed down for the moment
Holy shit Torrance Crawfish is screwing Brandon's best friend again while he is in jail!
The bestest friend a person could have. Might act like a crackhead sometimes, but has a good heart deep down.
Look at the boy Torrance Dowd build that damn tire.