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tort

a person who is a lil silly and likes to eat concrete and little itty bitty pebbles.

what the honk, that person over there is eating little pebbles? yea that must be tort, what a silly billy

by tortie poo June 9, 2023


tort

1. moving or proceeding with little or less than usual speed or velocity.
2. taking or requiring a comparatively long time for completion.
3. a person who is stupid, lazy, or ineffective in some way
noun- tort
verb- torting
adjective- torted

you could describe someone as torting or call someone tort.
example 1: come on jay pass it, your tortin on that shit.
example 2: lets go tort, your always one step behind.

by sarah a. June 27, 2007

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Torting

tortilla tossing; throwing tortillas into the yards of your enemies, friends, or random strangers until their yard is covered in tortillas, then driving away into the night unnoticed.

I have an excessive amount of tortillas left over from the fiesta, let's go torting later tonight!

by wildebeast April 8, 2012

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tort

(Noun). A child's fart, usually associated with a tonkle. Torting and tonkling combine to form a torkle.

Uh oh, I think little Justin just torted!

by Dan St. Aubin March 6, 2006

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tort

Trick or Treating; A way to shorten it so you don't have to spell it all out because you're lazy. ;o

LemonSonic: Sweet! Hey dude, You wanna go torting with me and my friends?

Shoeboxmoments x: Naah... That's for babies... :\

LemonSonic: Then come with us. ;

by Nintendoid :] October 24, 2007

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tort

To take one's money

Man, aberflaben tort!

by Afsheen Semnani January 21, 2003

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Tort

A man who loves their country and is often found saluting to the national anthem or doing other such patriotic acts.

Wow, that Ian is such a tort!

by Nathan Cleeter October 14, 2021

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