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the act of emotionally withdrawing oneself from a situation, showing no emotions, avoiding emotions or feeling
He is always tortoising; I can't ever tell how he feels.
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A sexual act that is similar to the doggy style, but you cover the receiver with a duvet. When the receiver comes up for air, the giver delivers a blow to the head with a pillow.
I was doing tortoise position with Kosta's mum last night. I think i gave her concussion. She still hasnt come out of her shell
A cheap alternative to the well known Turtle Beach headsets, the Tortoise Shore is a homemade device used for online video game play. It is made from a pair of headphones being worn on top of your game headset, which can cause significant discomfort.
Pro: Wow kid I heard you coming from a mile away with my $200 Turtle Beach.
Random: Well I can only afford this lousy Tortoise Shore, so I guess I deserved to lose.
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The name applied to poo that comes out just to say hello particularly in a manner that is unexpected and unwarranted. Ususally happens if you try holding it in for too long.
Damn, I have a tortoise head and I think its touching cloth. Think I better go snap one off before I shit my pants.
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When a man is on his back with legs in the air and a woman is eating his ass while he jerks off
Dude that girl is a freak, she did the tasty tortoise on me and that shit was dope.
one of the many terms given to a woman's reproductive parts
I won't tell You that I love You, kiss or hug You, coz I'm bluffin' with my hairy tortoise
One of the best players of Graalonline and City of Heroes. Often kills his opponents in a pimped or raped fashion to demonstrate just how good he really is or can be. Enjoys thourough provocation and flaming both before and after battles.
Wow, he beat the shit out of the other guy Tortoise Camrhyne style.
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