tosh

A girl with gorgeous lips who is quite simply wifey and a real doozy of a woman. She finds humor in bizarre things but her laugh can melt your troubles, and she will always be there when you need her.

Bruv 1: Bruv, every guy in this room wishes they could holla at your shawty right now, you're so lucky.
Bruv 2: I don't know what to say bruv, mine's just a real tosh what can I say.

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Toshed

Being in the state of mind where you can't stop laughing at the words Daniel Tosh from Tosh.O finds in the urban dictionary.

I got hella toshed the other night when I watched Tosh.O

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toshed

Stoned esp. from inhaling marijuana smoke. Derived from the name of late reggae star Peter Tosh.

"Fuck man i was so toshed yesterday from that joint"..

"Hey Milo bruss, you should come over tonight with some marley and we'll all get toshed"

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Toshing

The act of filming a dirty sexual act with the sole intention of messing up and trying to get the video on TOSH.0 television show on Comedy Central.

My girlfriend and I spent all night toshing.

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On The Tosh

'On The Tosh' is a phrase used to describe being on a heavy drinking session. The term originates from the English TV police series 'The Bill' which featured a character called 'Tosh Lines' (played by Kevin Lloyd). In real life Kevin Lloyd was a famously hard drinker, who at one point escaped from a rehabilitation clinic only to be found drinking in the pub across the road. Kevin died of alcohol poisoning in May 1998.

"I'm of out on the Tosh this evening with the lads, fancy coming?"

"Man, I was so Toshed last night I slept with a fat ginger bird with a bush like sherwood forest."

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tosh

the underside of someones nutsack

yo my tosh itches mad crazy right now

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tosh

a smelly short man that is not particularily articulate, with a chinese school girl style haircut.

stop being a tosh, you silly goose!

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