oily toucan

This is an advanced oral sex position in which you'll need two pringles potato chips and a substantial amount of lube. Take the pringles and form a beak-like structure in the woman's mouth. Then use lube generously on the penis and pringle beak. Go on to do the normal fellatio procedure.

Male: Oily toucan tonight?

Female: You got the pringles, I got the lube.

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toucan sammin' it

Doing lines, usually cocaine

"They were toucan sammin' it in the backyard."

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toucan sam

Someone who requires only a small amount of alcohol to get drunk, i.e. Two Can Sam.

Dave had a couple of beers and starting puking, what a Toucan Sam.

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Toucan Slam

When a nasally well endowed individual pleasures another with said fleshy breathing device.

I bet Bernie followed his nose to a slick toucan slam with Lisa last night. What a hero.

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Toucan Gang

the worst discord full of chungus and masheesh kabab

"Hey what do you think of toucan gang?""
"Ew! That place sucks baba bunda!"

toucan stubs

large lips, specifically on african-americans

"Mmmm, dat girl got sum toucan stubs!!"

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Toucan Sam

A really rude, stuck up bitch with a nose the size of the planet. It sticks out so far that if you get even remotely close you WILL lose an eye. Her nose is so distracting that you forget she's a girl.

"omg! did you see that cameltoe that toucan sam had in p.e. today?!? She almost popped the volleyball with her nose, fucking scary."

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