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When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.
Dalton: *litters*
Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"
Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
After winning an argument with a stunning comeback, a touche raisé is the act of raising your cup or glass to symbolise that you have won, usually accompanied with a smug expression
Larry David: (stops Conan in mid conversation) Is this my water?
Conan: You can have done that as I was talking
Larry: I could of b..
Conan: You didn't have to say WAIT WAIT WAIT
A lot of guests reach over as Conan is talking
Larry: How could I know that it's my first time on the tonight show
Conan: And your last (Conan lifts up his cup and performs the touché raise)
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When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.
Dalton: *litters*
Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"
Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
When someone calls you out for doing something you’re not supposed to do, while also doing something just as bad.
Dalton: *litters*
Man in truck blowing smoke into the atmosphere: "what an asshole"
Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
1. No u
2. Touché is what you say when someone has a better point you and you don’t know what to say, enculé means ass fucker. You get what I mean.
Person 1: Your mom gay lol
Person 2: Touché enculé
A word to describe the desire to touch or squeeze nice breasts, but want the observer(s) to not know the full crassness of such outwardly phrasing.
'Touché', that means "Nice Breasts."
Originally a term in French fencing that meant to light by poke the opponent with the sword. It now simply means that the person in an argument who says it is thinking “wait… he’s right and I can’t argue against that logic.” It is a quick and effective end to an argument
Original meaning:
French fencer 1: Let’s fence.
French fencer 2: Oui.
French fencer 1: *lightly pokes opponent with sword*
French fencer 1: Touché!
Current meaning:
Guy 1: You know having so many dogs is bad for your financial situation AND allergies, right?
Guy 2: At least I don’t have 10.
Guy 1: Touché