A breakfast diet consisting of a caffeine drink such as a convince store iced coffee or energy drink and a cigarette.
This weeks been hectic had a tradies breakfast every morning.
1/ When a Tradie tradesperson enters their suppliers store, they generally enter through the warehouse entrance as opposed to the main (showroom) entry.
2/ The sexual innuendo of this saying, can be referred to entering a girl through the back door ass as opposed to the front entrance showroom
Bill-- Did you use the tradies entrance?
Rob -- Nah mate, did that with my ex and she didn't shit right for a week.
Tony the Tradie is an Australian Youtuber that currently sits at 4 subscribers being me paul michele and some other kid he is most known for talking shit outside of target, one of his best known quotes are "Awww he got a cock on him this big m8"
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or ur a shit cunt m1+7
some chick: "and i was absolutly drenched"
Tony the Tradie: "Ooooh he got a big cock on him M8!"
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sparkie/plumber etc. usually hot and drops out of year 10 to get an apprenticeship. dates high schoolers and drinks a lot.
girl: who's that hot guy?
other girl: idk hes a tradie.
girl: makes sense.
When tradesmen get guaranteed work and make you buy the tools for them to do it comes over and acts like you chose him out of all the others but it’s the only place left you already paid all the others and they set your shit on fire and flooded your house and still got paid and still call asking for $50 2 years later saying the fire was so small you can hardly even call it a fire lady you can’t get out of paying the $50 the old lady that steals shit out of here up the road paid us and we don’t even service her place so do the bus drivers that don’t pick ppl up and the lebbos who try to nail Aussies in Australia for being Lebanese sure she stole shit from your house many times but what about what you did online
That old lady got hectic tradie spots the other day he helped her break in and get away with a wallet and a phone then hounded the dude for having pictures of his mum on his phone thou shalt not take photos of your mum that’s the rule bro