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Ascendancy era (2005-2006)
The unquestionable truth about Trivium based on the "Ascendancy" album.
*They're a generic metalcore band that the media and their record label consider to be the greatest metal band since Metallica.
*They're trying to be the next Metallica, all the while ripping off Shadows Fall, Killswitch Engage and In Flames.
*They may have talent, but they don't really sound any better than any other metalcore band.
*Their fans believe they are the greatest band ever and don't mind rubbing it in everyone elses face.
*The singing is emo, accept it.
*The guitars are a poor attempt at sounding KsE/Gothenburg
*They have a metrosexual/fashioncore image, similar to Avenged Sevenfold and Eighteen Visions.
*If they were older and on a different label, no one would care about them.
*When made aware of our site, their bass player set up a myspace account bashing it.
*When a Christian Trivium hater posted a link to our page in the bass players blog, he responded with a message where he claimed Jesus "sucked more cock than he did"
The Crusade era (2006 onwards)
The unquestionable truth about Trivium based on "The Crusade" album.
*They replaced the screaming with James Hetfield wannabe vocals.
*The singing is still emo.
*They're crossing over their token emo/metalcore sound with an 80's hair metal sound.
*They traded their emo look for an 80's thrash look. (would've been cool 20 years ago)
*They fail to realise the year we are currently living in is 2006 and not 1986.
*Their ego's are bigger.
*They changed their sound, but they still have no originality.
*Fact it, they're still not a real metal band!
Speed metal fags such as Dragondick (Dragonforce) and Shitium (Trivium) smoke more dick than Jenna Jameson!
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noun: A girl who is willing to have vaginal, oral, and anal sex, without implying sluttiness, promiscuity, or that the girl is in any way a whore.
Scientifically known as "Trivium Stratae," which is Latin for "Three roads paved."
Other names: Tribus, Triv
"Dude, last night I got Jessica drunk and found out she's a trivium!"
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A once good speed metal band which sold out and now plays music copied by popular metal artists such as metallica. They are talented but care more about the money than the music they make.
friend 1 "Did you go to that concert out in Columbus?"
friend 2 "You realize Trivium was playing right?"
friend 1 "Damn! I'm lucky I didn't waste my money on a ticket!"
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Trivium fans are the best fans, they love headbang, chill and have a great time. There also probably a guitar player that loves early thrash such as Metallica and Slayer. You'll never meet a fan that is as open to your music as a Trivium fan. One way to hype-up a Trivium fan is to turn anything on from Ascendency, that shit slaps!
Trivium fan: You like Killswitch, check out this shit!
Turns on Like Light To Flies, too the max.